In a recent podcast, UFC lightweight Renato Moicano shared his thoughts on the hypothetical matchup between Hasbulla, the internet sensation, and US President Joe Biden. Moicano, known for his insightful analysis of the sport, believes that Hasbulla would come out on top if the two were to step into the Octagon.
Moicano’s comments come on the heels of a viral video where popular podcaster Joe Rogan humorously mocked and imitated President Biden’s apparent mental lapses during a recent presidential debate. Rogan, known for his sharp wit and candid commentary, highlighted Biden’s struggle to complete sentences, likening it to the outdated software “Windows 95.”
“The guy locks up like Windows 95, stammers for 15 seconds, and then he says ‘we beat Medicare,'” Rogan said, drawing laughter from his co-host, Jimmy Dore.
Rogan went on to question Biden’s true role in the Democratic party, suggesting that the president is not the “man behind the machine” and that a team of people is essentially running the country.
Echoing these sentiments, Moicano believes that Hasbulla, the diminutive social media star, would have a significant advantage over the 81-year-old president in a hypothetical MMA fight.
“Hasbulla beats Joe Biden, no doubt about it,” Moicano stated firmly. “Biden is just too slow and mentally off. Hasbulla would have an easy time taking him down and dominating the fight.”
When pressed on the specifics of how many Bidens it would take to defeat Hasbulla, Moicano did not mince words. “Maybe 15 Bidens? They’re so slow, bro. I think you’re tripping if you think five Bidens could beat Hasbulla.”
While this might sound funny the reality is that Hasbualla first went viral because people thought he was a child who was perfectly copying Khabib’s MMA sequences – long before he went viral world wide so he’s actually skilled when it comes to grappling. When you add onto that that Biden is pereptually loading it’s not hard to see how Hasbulla has the edge.
