Comedian and podcaster Theo Von recently sat down with popular streamer Sketch for an episode of This Past Weekend. Amid discussions about college football, streaming culture, and reality TV, the conversation took an unexpectedly hilarious turn when talk shifted to UFC stars.
What started as casual sports banter quickly revealed Von’s admiration for former UFC champion Holly Holm—followed by the sobering realization of just how dangerous that crush could be.
During the podcast conversation, Von and Sketch touched on various athletes and public figures, eventually landing on the topic of UFC stars.
When Holly Holm’s name came up, Von didn’t hide his appreciation for the legendary star, openly acknowledging her attractiveness. “Holly Holm’s pretty hot, too. And she’s very tough and competitive,” Von admitted during the conversation.
He went on to say, “Oh, I’d let her kick me till I came, you know.”
However, the mood shifted quickly when the reality of Holm’s martial arts prowess came into focus. Von said: “That’s a crazy thing to say, dude. We can’t say that kind of stuff, dude. She’s going to get really upset. She’s beautiful.”
Sketch, always quick with a comeback, immediately brought Von back down to earth with a stark warning: “She’s going to kick your a*s.”
The comment served as a reality check that brought the conversation to a comedic halt, forcing Von to confront what would actually happen if his crush ever turned confrontational.
Sketch continues to say: “We go to these UFC events, too. You’re going to get b**chslapped. ”
Holly Holm, after all, isn’t just any athlete. She’s the woman who handed Ronda Rousey one of the most surprising defeats in UFC history with a head-kick knockout at UFC 193. Holm’s credentials include multiple boxing world championships and a decorated UFC career, making her one of the most accomplished combat sports athletes of her generation.
Von’s backtracking was both immediate and comical, as the comedian seemed to genuinely process the danger his hypothetical crush posed.
