Bryce Mitchell is convinced a ‘feminist’ took over Cracker Barrel after rebrand

UFC competitor Bryce Mitchell has made headlines with his colorful commentary about Cracker Barrel’s recent corporate changes, expressing his belief that new leadership has fundamentally altered the beloved restaurant chain.

In a video statement, Mitchell shared his disappointment with what he perceives as significant changes to the company’s direction. “I just woke up. I found out Cracker Barrel got gayed out,” Mitchell declared, suggesting that the restaurant chain has undergone unwelcome transformations under new management.

The Arkansas native believes these changes stem from new leadership at the corporate level. “I think some feminist woman took over the restaurant, and now she’s just, you know, changing it how she likes, whatever, you know,” Mitchell explained.

Mitchell didn’t hold back in his criticism of the leadership transition, questioning the qualifications of those now running the company. “Hell, the woman ain’t even fit to run the kitchen, let alone run the whole company. I mean, are you kidding me?” he stated emphatically.

The mixed martial artist has apparently decided to boycott the establishment entirely, declaring his independence from the restaurant chain. “I don’t care about Cracker Barrel no more. To hell with Cracker Barrel,” Mitchell announced.

Instead, Mitchell is advocating for a return to traditional home cooking, praising his wife’s culinary skills over the restaurant’s offerings. “My wife’s pancakes are better,” he claimed, while also noting quality differences in ingredients. “My wife uses real maple syrup, not some of that high-fructose corn syrup garbage that y’all have.”

Mitchell highlighted what he sees as additional benefits of home dining versus restaurant experiences. “I can also, while my wife is cooking, I can go up there to her while she’s on the stove, and I can slap her in the b*tt. You can’t do that at Cracker Barrel. You can’t even do that at Waffle House these days,” Mitchell observed.

Mitchell concluded with broader social commentary, encouraging his audience to prioritize family life. “Y’all need to wife up and make kids, because Cracker Barrel’s gone to s**t. God bless y’all,” he said.