(Video) UFC’s Tom Aspinall Shares the Grossest Bouncer Story

Mixed martial arts fans were treated to a jaw-dropping (quite literally) tale during Tom Aspinall’s recent appearance on the Mike Bisping podcast, where the UFC star recounted an absolutely unbelievable incident from his time working as a bouncer.

Aspinall described a chaotic night at a bar where things quickly escalated from a typical confrontation to a scene straight out of a horror movie. During a scrap, one individual took violence to an entirely new and stomach-churning level by biting another man’s nose completely off.

But the story takes an even more bizarre turn. When the nose-biter prepared to spit out the severed body part, his friend offered some questionable medical advice: “Don’t spit it out because he’ll be able to sew it back on.” In an absolutely surprising twist, the man then proceeded to swallow the bitten-off nose.

The UFC star punctuated the story with a mix of disbelief and dark humor, highlighting the unpredictable and sometimes grotesque nature of bar security work. While the tale is undoubtedly graphic, it provides a raw glimpse into the wild experiences of those working in nightlife security.

Listeners were left both horrified and fascinated by Aspinall’s matter-of-fact delivery of this incredible story, which sounds almost too outrageous to be true.

Jon Jones has provided a major update on his highly anticipated heavyweight title unification bout against Tom Aspinall, confirming that the bout will happen “soon.” After initially demanding an exorbitant payday, Jones has now come to terms with the UFC, aligning with Dana White’s recent statement that the deal is essentially “done.” Former UFC champion Mark Coleman further fueled speculation by sharing that Jones personally confirmed the matchup to him. While UFC 317 on June 28 was an early target, reports suggest Jones wants at least six months to prepare for Aspinall, potentially pushing the event to late 2025. Aspinall, who last competed in July 2024, has also hinted at an impending announcement, keeping fans eagerly awaiting confirmation.