Andrew Tate recently appeared on a live session with looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular in Miami, and the conversation revealed just how far removed the self-proclaimed “Top G” is from anything resembling actual fatherhood.
The session opened with Tate arriving and immediately asking where all the women were. When Clavicular mentioned wanting to start a family, Tate responded with enthusiasm, though not for reasons most parents would recognize.
Rather than speaking about the joy or responsibility of raising children, Tate framed them as a financial calculation. “Kids are cheap. It’s the women that are expensive,” he said. “If you can keep the women in line, kids are the most fantastic return on investment.”
He then described how children as young as eight or nine can be put to work around the house, adding: “As long as you’ve been a good parent and you haven’t raised little brats, they can do more work than you’d be surprised. You’d be surprised how much cleaning they can do, getting you things, keeping the house in order, taking care of stuff.”
He doubled down later, saying: “My kids pay me,” and going further with: “They only cost you money for five or six years. After that, they pay you.”
The exchange also raised questions about Tate’s credibility as a father figure. Despite having the financial means to be present in his children’s lives, he was instead spending time in Miami socializing and promoting his lifestyle,.
Tate also shared his views on women and relationships during the session, arguing that if a woman refuses to bear children, she holds all the power in the relationship.
He stated, “If a woman is not giving up her body, giving up her womb to birth you an heir to extend your genetic legacy… then she’s in charge and she’s winning.”
Interestingly, when Clavicular admitted he would rather be with one woman because maintaining a large entourage of women takes too much time and effort, it came across as the most grounded moment of the entire session.
What the Miami meetup made clear is that Andrew Tate’s language around parenthood has very little to do with parenting at all.
