Dustin Poirier: “If my grandma had balls, she’d be my grandpa

After his retirement match against Max Holloway at UFC 318, Dustin Poirier offered a candid and memorable response that perfectly encapsulates his straightforward approach to both fighting and life.

When asked during an interview about an alternate scenario in his final professional bout, Poirier responded: “If my grandma had balls, she’d be my grandpa, you know? It’s tough.”

The quote quickly circulated across social media platforms, which led to some hilarious responses from fans.

Poirier’s retirement at UFC 318 marked the conclusion of an iconic career spanning nearly two decades. Though his final appearance didn’t result in the storybook ending many hoped for in New Orleans, Poirier’s legacy extends far beyond the outcome of a single contest.

“The love and the outreach this week has been incredible, and I really feel it,” Poirier reflected after the event. “I’m just thankful that people got inspired or people followed my journey. You can do anything you put your mind to, and that’s what I want my story to be.”

Throughout his professional journey, Poirier established himself as one of the sport’s most respected competitors, known for his technical striking, resilience, and charitable work outside the octagon through his Good Fight Foundation.

“I want people to realize that no matter where you come from, if you believe and work hard enough, you can make dreams happen,” said Poirier. “I’m just a kid out here, walking out with Lil Wayne, living his dreams. Putting on performances with the best guys in the world, what a beautiful life.”

While Poirier acknowledged nothing will replace the competitive thrill of professional competition, he expressed interest in remaining connected to the sport in various capacities. “The sport has given me everything I have in life, and I would love to watch other kids chase their dreams and put my two cents in from what I learned through two decades of doing this.”

Fans and fellow contenders have been paying tribute to Poirier’s remarkable career, proving that “The Diamond” is one of MMA’s most authentic personalities.